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tastefullyoffensive:

Robin Thicke Always Holds His Arms Like a Ken Doll [via]

Previously: Celebrities and Their Historical Doppelgangers

— 5 months ago with 16505 notes

pizza:

japanese-avatard:

arashinoatoniji:

This is my kind of card.

PIZZA WOULD NOT APPROVE

i’m offended

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— 5 months ago with 370981 notes

faerysyzed:

dim-sum-noodles:

novakian:

questions of sex and gender explored on tumblr dot com

thiS IS MY FAVORITE POST

a melted cake? how do you use tampons wrong?!
— 5 months ago with 663533 notes

taggedrne:

when ur mom forgets she gave u money already and gives u more

image

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

— 5 months ago with 150446 notes

franklyrebecca:

just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents

(via thatlaurenlady)

— 5 months ago with 553032 notes
Uterus:oh you have a completely full day of activity??
Me:don't
Uterus:and a sleepover afterwards??
Me:
Uterus:hardly any breaks??
Me:
Uterus:wouldn't it be a shame
Uterus:if something were to
Me:
Uterus:happen
— 5 months ago with 386163 notes

lifesuxxvx:

I pulled a muscle in my leg while masturbating

this is my life now.

(Source: veganxburrito, via shroompuss)

— 5 months ago with 89 notes

iamrickyhoover:

mirahxox:

simplydalektable:

on-a-silver-wing:

vodka-vortexx:

funny celebrity equations

these all work…

CAN NEVER UNSEE

DYING

Hahaha

(Source: vodka-vortex, via stef7y)

— 6 months ago with 257419 notes
up-2-the-nines:

strong-plushrumps:

datlamb:

zombiebitecuddles:

dalelazarov:

Sometimes you have to use what’s at hand in order to be creative… “Décolleté” by Benoît Prévot.

Oh my godddddddddddd

THE DUDES HUGE ASS BONER IN THE MIRROR THOUGH

this is my favorite picture ever,

oh my

up-2-the-nines:

strong-plushrumps:

datlamb:

zombiebitecuddles:

dalelazarov:

Sometimes you have to use what’s at hand in order to be creative… “Décolleté” by Benoît Prévot.

Oh my godddddddddddd

THE DUDES HUGE ASS BONER IN THE MIRROR THOUGH

this is my favorite picture ever,

oh my

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— 6 months ago with 58370 notes